Let’s imagine for a minute. You’re ciphering at a jam, rocking the beat and having fun, when all of a sudden a dude with a big mask emblem on the back of his vest and a raccoon tail pops into your field of vision.

It’s Alien Ness, and he’s watching you.

And though you tell yourself, “He’s just another b-boy – don’t get nervous,” you can’t keep a few panicked thoughts from racing through your mind.

“What if I crash? What if he calls me out? What if I try and rock this horn stab and it’s not there? What if … I kill this and he asks me to be in Mighty Zulu Kingz?”

Well, probably not. But, in case this ever happens, or if you’ve ever wondered, or if you’re just bored and want to know, then here are the three things Alien Ness will watch for if he sees you dancing.

Happy sessioning!