North Dakota, Why Do You Hate Us?
POSTED ON January 13th, 2009 BY PaulWe don’t mean to pick on North Dakota, but really, what the hell is wrong with you guys?
We’ve been putting out content for about 9 months now, and nobody from North Dakota has the decency to visit us one time?! So I guess no one in North Dakota thinks that it’s interesting that Alien Ness doesn’t stretch or practice at all. And not one person finds our story about deaf and hard of hearing b-boys and b-girls fascinating. And I suppose they aren’t interested in an interview with Benson Lee and Marcy Garriott, directors of Planet B-Boy and Inside the Circle, respectively.
How about our free downloads section, where you can find all the dopest free b-boy mixtapes from DJs like BlesOne, Lean Rock, and Timber?
Nope, apparently none of this stuff is good enough for these North Dakotans.
Let me illustrate this for all of you readers:
That hastily drawn red arrow is pointing directly at North Dakota, and in case you didn’t figure it out, the lack of green coloring means that there have been zero visitors from North Dakota.
So in an effort to bring some North Dakotan visitors to our site, I’ve decided to mention North Dakota in this post as much as I can without completely annoying all of our current readers, in the hopes that we will shoot to the top of the Google results for any North Dakotan e-search maker.
Maybe we should talk about the North Dakota Fight Sioux, or North Dakota Governor John Hoeven. Maybe a mention of Charlotte Zahn, center of the recent Minot Commission on Aging scandal, will do the trick.
So if you are from North Dakota and you’ve just stumbled upon our page, please send the link to your friends. Let’s make North Dakota the darkest green color on our map. We’ll even send you a free sticker so you can spread the love all around your lovely, beautiful, and majestic state.
Sincerely and forever yours,
More Than A Stance
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lol
north dakota is soooo not cool
Apparently. And still no hits from ND.
Everytime ive been there to visit my grandparents, I still try to reach any bboy who may be there. The truth is, is that theres only a few and those few are in Fargo ND. To make matters even more difficult the scene appears to be less than 2 years old.
Then damn! We need to find a way to get those Fargo b-boys on More Than A Stance.
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