Look at that shit. I don’t even think it deserves to be called a “b-boy shirt.” I found this travesty over at 6DollarShirts. Believe me, I know, times are tough, but even $6 is a stretch for this eyesore.

Even looking at the picture makes me squirm uncomfortably. Look at that jangly-ass font! I can think of two types of people who would wear this:

1) people who think it’s funny because “breakdancing” is a dated fad, and

2) people who have been “b-boying” for not more than two days (i.e., they’ve spent a few hours looking at YouTube videos and are willing to buy anything that has the word “breakdance” or a silhouette of a guy doing an L-kick or headspin on it).

The only reason this shirt might even be redeeming is if some amazing b-boy wore this for the sake of being ironic, but even that is a stretch.

The upside to all this, of course, is that the site also has this bad-ass $6 shirt of Obama smoking, which reminds me of this “YOU GOT SMOKED” shirt from Illimite.

Shit!