I was going through my old pictures and found this flick of what might be the second lamest b-boy shirt of all time (click here for the number one selection). I don’t think anyone would want this, but I tagged it with “Things I Want” for the hell of it (sorry Paul).

It’s a combination of some of the most “streetwear” elements ever: half-assed all-over print, records, cassette tapes, headphones and an angry skull with a top hat thrown in for good measure. But wait! To make this shirt legitimately b-boy, there is the default “guy doing a y-kick” image as well as my personal favorite — a name tag that says “HELLO MY NAME IS BREAK DANCE.”

Sure, learning certain b-boy moves can be difficult, but what would be really impressive is if someone managed to make crap like this popular in the b-boy community.