New Trailer for Most Perplexing Dance Movie Ever
POSTED ON March 31st, 2009 BY PaulI have to admit, for the first minute of this trailer I thought it was one of those fan-made mashups of a bunch of random movies. I swear I saw Aaliyah in the beginning. My guess was Romeo Must Die meets You Got Served meets Some Random Asian Vampire Movie.
But no, this is a real movie called Boogie Town that is really going to be released. Here’s what I’ve learned about it from the trailer:
- “Battle dancing” is illegal. And also sexy.
- There are lots of Asian people–mostly bad guys unless they are either A) a wise teacher or B) a hot girl.
- Every location in this movie is blue and black–sometimes there is some red in the background.
- They wear contacts to make people look like vampires.
- Or wait, they are vampires–did you see how that dude flew at the end of the trailer?
- HOLY SHIT THAT IS AALIYAH! Or at least it’s CGI Aaliyah! Or baby sister Aaliyah.
I am extremely excited about how ass-kickingly horrible this movie is going to be.
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whaaaat. was that rufio? and that guy from b2k? and that asian girl from the disney channel? i need to see this
Aaliyah is going to be the next 2 pac after this movie.
im only gonna see this once in a row
“im only gonna see this once in a row”
hahahaha!
this actually doesn’t look THAT bad? Provided it’s from the u got served folk.
so. confused. right. now.
woah. its like crouching tiger meets you got served. This has potential to either be really good or worst movie ever. :)
I’m expecting nothing more than a movie made on a low budget that has crappy special effects and an incredibly cliche plotline that will appeal to the low iq, short attention-spanned, easily amused community of America who decided NOT to worship nascar.
Yea im not either much for this either. Infact I probably wont even see it haha
no one can buy into something this mashed up… there was this greek philosopher i wasn’t paying attention in class exactly who, but he said that if you take 5 bautiful women, and take from them the best nose and the best eyes and the best ears and the best mouth and put them together in one face- you don’t get perfection, you get one monsterously ugly chick
and in a similar topic: the movie b-girl felt to me also like they took all the cliches possible and mashed them in and the result was like a big bucket of breakdance kitsch
At 1:00 saw HOK my god thats where all my inspiritation began with this guy