POSTED ON March 31st, 2009 BY Paul
I have to admit, for the first minute of this trailer I thought it was one of those fan-made mashups of a bunch of random movies. I swear I saw Aaliyah in the beginning. My guess was Romeo Must Die meets You Got Served meets Some Random Asian Vampire Movie.
But no, this is a real movie called Boogie Town that is really going to be released. Here’s what I’ve learned about it from the trailer:
- “Battle dancing” is illegal. And also sexy.
- There are lots of Asian people–mostly bad guys unless they are either A) a wise teacher or B) a hot girl.
- Every location in this movie is blue and black–sometimes there is some red in the background.
- They wear contacts to make people look like vampires.
- Or wait, they are vampires–did you see how that dude flew at the end of the trailer?
- HOLY SHIT THAT IS AALIYAH! Or at least it’s CGI Aaliyah! Or baby sister Aaliyah.
I am extremely excited about how ass-kickingly horrible this movie is going to be.
Found on the FSS Board.
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whaaaat. was that rufio? and that guy from b2k? and that asian girl from the disney channel? i need to see this
Aaliyah is going to be the next 2 pac after this movie.
im only gonna see this once in a row
“im only gonna see this once in a row”
hahahaha!
this actually doesn’t look THAT bad? Provided it’s from the u got served folk.
so. confused. right. now.
woah. its like crouching tiger meets you got served. This has potential to either be really good or worst movie ever.
I’m expecting nothing more than a movie made on a low budget that has crappy special effects and an incredibly cliche plotline that will appeal to the low iq, short attention-spanned, easily amused community of America who decided NOT to worship nascar.
Yea im not either much for this either. Infact I probably wont even see it haha
no one can buy into something this mashed up… there was this greek philosopher i wasn’t paying attention in class exactly who, but he said that if you take 5 bautiful women, and take from them the best nose and the best eyes and the best ears and the best mouth and put them together in one face- you don’t get perfection, you get one monsterously ugly chick
and in a similar topic: the movie b-girl felt to me also like they took all the cliches possible and mashed them in and the result was like a big bucket of breakdance kitsch