He has risen! Er, just kidding. Louisiana’s Jesus–(referred to here as “Justin,” for some strange reason)–recently made his explosive debut on So You Think You Can Dance.

Abiding by the strictest of journalistic standards, I interviewed him via Facebook chat, where he shared the following message:

“cant say how far i went but ehh i can say as far as the bboys go dont knock it till youve been there its a lot different than our aspect of dance but doesnt mean we are any better or more capable at it. much respect to all the dancers in both the culture and the industry”

Click the jump for random pictures that will hopefully make him richer and more famous than the Jonas Brothers.

Feel free to make your own Jesus joke caption here.

“What does that say on that sticker? More Than A Stance? Whatever it is, give me 50!”