I have to come clean: the first time I heard the Lords of the Underground’s track “Chief Rocka,” I thought the lyrics were saying “cheese cracker.”

Come to think of it, I probably thought that for at least a year or two.

Anyway, it’s a b-boy classic, not to mention a hip-hop classic from the golden era, and it never ceases to get people hyped up in a battle or cypher. And now Caked Out takes inspiration from it in this clean new tee that might help people understand how you keep it so funky:

Now fam a lam I’ll be damned, slam jams the weak
Could it be the skunk weed that makes us oh so funky?
Now hold it, let me choose, couldn’t be the booze
No it’s the shoes (the shoes?) It’s gotta be the shoes!

Click the jump to see the tee in another colorway and to check out the song’s original music video featuring Kwikstep.

In red:

And the video:

Click here and here or click the images above to cop the tees at Karmaloop.