CSI: NY Features B-Boy Machine and Others
POSTED ON November 15th, 2009 BY CalvinEven more absurd than the glamorous venue, overzealous crowd, forced b-boy lingo (“Yo! You been scopin’ my practice sessions?!”), and blatant misuse (and interchanging) of “elbow airflare” and “elbow flare” is the part about b-boys going to hospitals for injuries.
American b-boys who can afford proper medical care? Preposterous! How do they come up with this stuff?
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I’ll never be able to watch Machine dance again without imagining his body parts squishing and cracking apart.
Thanks to Nicky 2 States for sharing.
CATEGORY: Media, Videos, Weird




naw man machine flows so well its impossible to ever see him crackin hard like that on he floor
where was the elbow excatly? that was a windmill-airflare-zulu spins was it not? how can u say it wrong when u have bboy actors on the set? like the writers insisted he say elbow for some reason
OMG that shit was dumb.
i’ll be rockin my wrist guards at my next practice sesh fa sho
yeah where exactly was the elbow airflare/flare anyway??
now everytime i do headspins i’m going to imagine that squishy bit of flesh in my spine oozing out. thanks csi.
ugh…..