Even though it’s one of those default questions that non-b-boys inevitably ask, b-boys and b-girls rarely know how to answer it well: what’s it feel like to “break-dance”?

Uh, good? Sometimes bad?

Cloud (who made it on our list of the top b-boys of the 2000s) presents us with a memorable response. You might be surprised by its darkness and, uh, trippiness.

What is missing in my life that’s preventing me from turning the world into a swirling blur with a Radiohead soundtrack? I guess it’s the same thing I’ll need to turn into a bowling robot.