The Most Derogatory B-Boy News Report Ever
POSTED ON February 16th, 2011 BY CalvinWhat makes this especially awesome is that a lot of the mentioned stereotypes are either a) actually true or b) untrue, but a lot of b-boys themselves still think they’re true.
The lesson from this? Never trust a man named Doug Curlee.
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hey man, i hate breakdancers! like i said, i wouldnt be able to walk for two weeks if i attempted that. glad im smart enough. all you breakdancers are losing brain cells and getting dumber each time you spin on your head.
derp.
well obviously you hav no ways to express urself so u dnt hav to be going over ur head wen some1 is able to express themselves either ur fat or a looser who has nothin else to do but sit before ur pc and criticize….
hahaha
thanks for the fashion advice Dougie Fresh! is that your tie tucked in your pants? where’s your belt? Was it in the way during windmills? We’re you breakin’ Dougie Fresh style? Were you lying to the viewers? Please respond (only if you are the real “Dougie Fresh” Curlee)
note: “glad im smart enough.” is the smartest sentence i have ever heard in all my days.
well it seems he played football where they made him the football………..
Well mom, you are to blame why Doug got all fat with his ass sitting in front of his PC. I bet Doug won’t be able to walk for weeks even by just walking on the streets coz he’s damn too clumsy.
Do you fink dat “Breakdancing started about ten years ago in New York City, where else?” is a bit ratialist? Especially dat “where else” bit, In’t it?
Are Calvin and Paul on vacation in the Bahamas pullin mad honeys?
Yes.
You’re no good.
You’re not bad.
You’re fair.
You’re okay.
You’re pretty good.
You’re good.
You’re real good.
You’re terrific!
You’re fantastic!!
You’re great!!!
You’re amazing!!!!
You’re innovative!!!!!
You’re super human!!!!!!
You can dance.
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